Tuesday, March 29, 2005


birthday laughs
i know my birthday is way over, but kwentos are still fun to share...

@gateway mall
[misUNDERstood.hehe.baduy.=P]

ale: "anak, eto na lang oh..."
*anak with weird look*
ale: "o, ano gusto mo 'to?"
*anak stares at nanay*
ale: "ano ba? gusto mo o hinde?!"
daughter(anak): "ma naman eh..."
"brief yan!"
*i couldnt stop giggling during this part*
*ale examines underwear*
ale: "ha? brief ba 'to? hindi 'to brief!"
daughter: "ma...babae ako. babae ka din. dapat alam mo yan..."
*sales lady enters the scene*
lady: "ano po yun ma'am?"
ale: "miss, sabihin mo nga dito sa anak ko na pambabae ito..." (shows off the undies)
*puzzled look on sales lady's face*
lady: "umm..ma'am...brief po yan.."
daughter: "ahahah! sabi sayo mama eh!"

LOL.

@market! market!

[feel na feel]

a group of waiters...and a waitress...occupied the table opposite ours. this guy with the biggest nose ive ever seen was cracking jokes in some other language, i think it was cebuano. well anyway, they were all laughing and all...when i noticed a waiter and a waitress, whom i suspected were a couple, situated on the table close to us. I overheard their conversation, and it went something like this:

guy (pinches nose of girl. pa-sweet effect): kan-ta tayu!
girl: sige sige. (remember: they had this cebuano/bicolano accent)

*ahem*ahem*

guy ("singing"): "iiiill beeeeeeeh yuurrh kraayeen schouuuulurrr...iiil beeeh..(hesitates..then mumbles) yurrh LAAPSSSUSAAAY..."
*girl laughs*
girl: "hin-dee kaya! mas ma-ganda yung.."
*girl looks down*
girl ("singing"): "oooowwwoowowowow...wahg na wahg mong sasabehen..." (notice the H in "wag")

that was the longest "owowowowowow" ive ever heard.
she's a disgrace to kitchie's music.

LOL.

im so mean, i know. =D
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