new student (appears from around the corner as we head upstairs): "are you guys twins?"
you & i (look at each other): "uh, no. "
new student: "oh, coz you two look so much alike."
you & i: "we do? uh, okay."
(new student leaves)
you & i: "ahahahahahahahahaha."

SI circle 98 welcoming

you: "Its Nikki's fault that Im here" (or something to that effect)
me: ". . .ano daw sabi nya?"
(hides behind circlemates and cries)

in the classroom

"kamukha mo yung gold medalist natin! yung si Jana!"
"magkamukha kaya kayo ni Danielle Escano!"
"related ba kayo?"

in the bathroom

me: whats wrong? what happened?
(you come out of the cubicle and cry on my shoulder)